Spooky eyeball cookies are 2nummy4us

Spooky eyeball cookies are 2nummy4us

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

is this real or photoshopped?

is this real or photoshopped?

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

if you were curious

if you were curious

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old