Feeling Lucky?

so the interview went well, then?

so the interview went well, then?
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
I have a note from my dermatologist, guys…
You are the buns to my burger.
You are the buns to my burger.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
RIP In Peace, old friend.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Beds are not made for the giraffe.
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Ricky we’ve been over this…
Zoos in India take care of their own.
Zoos in India take care of their own.
*subtly angry Irish accent*
*subtly angry Irish accent*
THATS ILLEGAL!
THATS ILLEGAL!
You got this, probably.
You got this, probably.
Build a foundation for success.
Build a foundation for success.
Shoot your shot, sis.
Shoot your shot, sis.
*tweets nonchalantly*
*tweets nonchalantly*
The gatos are calling…
The gatos are calling…
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
Now that’s what I call nostalgia.
…must. Not. Breathing.
…must. Not. Breathing.
I+found+a+spider+in+my+bathtub%26%238230%3B
I found a spider in my bathtub…
Just+keep+swimming.
Just keep swimming.
Acoustic+levitation%26%238230%3B+for+science%21
Acoustic levitation… for science!
Show+some+respect.
Show some respect.
Join the conversation
How+do+blind+people+know+what+their+getting%3F
How do blind people know what their getting?
A+conversation+with+Mother+Earth.
A conversation with Mother Earth.
That+didn%26%238217%3Bt+go+as+expected%26%238230%3B
That didn’t go as expected…
Sleeping+is+dumb.
Sleeping is dumb.
What+I+plan+to+do+when+I+get+home+from+work.
What I plan to do when I get home from work.
May+I+use+your+phone+to+call+my+mother%3F
May I use your phone to call my mother?
The+dangers+of+nosebleeds.
The dangers of nosebleeds.
We+found+you+in+the+park+throwing+rocks+at+old+couples%26%238230%3B
We found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples…