Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.

Yeah but…

Mmm… Pi

*tapping intensifies*

Will Smith filming a scene.

It all makes sense now

Freaking Catherine’s.

Did this lady seriously just throw me?

You need to take note of the level of dedication.

2-yr-old daughter drew a pillow with chalk, then laid down for a nap… Imagination Level 439932.

Not sure what to do with this information

You’re not alone

Best use of Snapchat I’ve seen.

So mom doesn’t worry while I’m at school…

Pussy magnet.

🎶My name is Alexander [Ham]ilton🎶