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Haiku by Robot

Haiku by Robot
Rock on, Buttercup.
Rock on, Buttercup.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
He’s just the cutest damn thing.
Burn them all.
Burn them all.
This is a policy I can get behind…
This is a policy I can get behind…
What is this even.
What is this even.
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
Incredible, edible, dip cup.
He’s seen some things…
He’s seen some things…
Can I be the banker?
Can I be the banker?
Gym class in movies.
Gym class in movies.
Protesting CVS receipts…
Protesting CVS receipts…
Noodling the law.
Noodling the law.
Dammit, David…
Dammit, David…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
I can’t believe you’ve done this…
Be the neighbor…
Be the neighbor…
You are known.
You are known.
guy+on+internet+is+an+idiot
guy on internet is an idiot
he%26%238217%3Bs+a+keeper
he’s a keeper
no+fear+here
no fear here
dad+never+has+to+know
dad never has to know
Join the conversation
dads+love+it+when+a+plan+comes+together
dads love it when a plan comes together
the+part+of+the+movie+disney+won%26%238217%3Bt+let+you+see
the part of the movie disney won’t let you see
cats+love+the+sun
cats love the sun
I%26%238217%3Bve+traveled+the+world+and+the+seven+seas
I’ve traveled the world and the seven seas
inside+windows+xp
inside windows xp
Marilyn+Monpigeon
Marilyn Monpigeon
you+know+the+podcast
you know the podcast
If+by+Physics+you+mean+psychedelics+the+answer+is+yes
If by Physics you mean psychedelics the answer is yes