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Haiku by Robot

Haiku by Robot
Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.
Cleanliness is next to deathliness… basically.
My mom trying to get me to eat vegetables… for health purposes.
My mom trying to get me to eat vegetables… for health purposes.
What did you say about my wife…? :/
What did you say about my wife…? :/
Healthcare is complicated at the moment…
Healthcare is complicated at the moment…
Handle your fish with care, please…
Handle your fish with care, please…
Phil coming through with a smack…
Phil coming through with a smack…
Just keep decimal pointing.
Just keep decimal pointing.
When Pixar mimics reality.
When Pixar mimics reality.
Vincent Van Dough
Vincent Van Dough
What a treat.
What a treat.
Give your father some space, child.
Give your father some space, child.
Whom is next?
Whom is next?
They are already on the job…
They are already on the job…
Oh Susanne how I miss you.
Oh Susanne how I miss you.
That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…
That’s odd, Neo exclaimed as he saw a second black cat…
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
a+billion+dollar+idea
a billion dollar idea
never+give+up+on+your+dreams
never give up on your dreams
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
Join the conversation
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
Back+to+dreaming+about+the+zombie+apocalypse
Back to dreaming about the zombie apocalypse
cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?