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The quilted shipper picker upper.
The quilted shipper picker upper.
Who u gonna call, m8
Who u gonna call, m8
Make post tortoises great again.
Make post tortoises great again.
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
She’s better at listening than telling jokes…
Alaska is my favorite island.
Alaska is my favorite island.
Let them eat.
Let them eat.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
You is strong. You is kind. You is feed me breakfast.
Tonight, we dance.
Tonight, we dance.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
A hummingbird nest on a peach.
When troublesome bears work from home.
When troublesome bears work from home.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Gordon you ignorant slut.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
Chippy Chip go beeeeeep.
I would listen to this man preach.
I would listen to this man preach.
The cake was always a lie.
The cake was always a lie.
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
Tiny green frog looks like a gummy treat…
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Decisions%2C+decisions%26%238230%3B
Decisions, decisions…
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…
Join the conversation
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Hands.
Hands.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
Time+to+die.
Time to die.
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(insert stupid quidditch reference here)