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the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever

the only smart person in any michael bay movie ever
give it a second
give it a second
good for the arches
good for the arches
better have my breadsticks
better have my breadsticks
He’ll do it in the morning
He’ll do it in the morning
design flaw level expert
design flaw level expert
and now neither can I
and now neither can I
but do they have toes?
but do they have toes?
Gotta water the plants
Gotta water the plants
When your kids does you a solid
When your kids does you a solid
They never went to Disneyland again
They never went to Disneyland again
It’s the thought that counts
It’s the thought that counts
the perks of being a parent
the perks of being a parent
flavor explosion
flavor explosion
Suddenly i have a headache
Suddenly i have a headache
we are tooth
we are tooth
I+wouldn%26%238217%3Bt+feel+safe+shopping+in+the+same+building%26%238230%3B
I wouldn’t feel safe shopping in the same building…
Martha+Double+G
Martha Double G
Humanity+prevailed.
Humanity prevailed.
This+Delta+flight+was+piloted+by+a+mother+and+daughter+flight+crew.
This Delta flight was piloted by a mother and daughter flight crew.
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Damn+Sassquantch
Damn Sassquantch
I%26%238217%3Bm+more+in+favor+of+you+not+having+a+pet+than+getting+one+and+mutilating+it.
I’m more in favor of you not having a pet than getting one and mutilating it.
I+would+have+loved+this+in+middle+school.
I would have loved this in middle school.
Someone+finally+managed+to+catch+them+all%26%238230%3B
Someone finally managed to catch them all…
When+was+the+last+time+you+folded+a+quillow%3F
When was the last time you folded a quillow?
Students+in+Dunedin%2C+NZ+walk+in+silence.
Students in Dunedin, NZ walk in silence.
You+can+take+the+soldier+out+of+the+fight%26%238230%3B
You can take the soldier out of the fight…
Rooftop+Office+Space+is+Spacious
Rooftop Office Space is Spacious