Math, Magic, same thing

The secret to being a pretty good parent…

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

And my vote…

The problem with potty talk…

Invest in the long con.

We must allow natures grasp.

In an alternate universe….

Yeah, we propagate.

The only known pyramid capstone.

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

Could you not right now?