Nobody will take care of you.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.

Increase your rice yields with this one simple trick!

Takebacks enabled.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

There are holes all over this plot…

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Cone them all.

Do as I say, and what not.

FOOL proof alarm clock