Ineligable for dad joke status…

Ineligable for dad joke status...

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

always doing something wrong, just not sure what

not one single set of legos

not one single set of legos

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

what’s your favorite victorian slang?

stabby the kitten

stabby the kitten

i am one with the raccoons mother

i am one with the raccoons mother

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

but you can forget to post it to social media and no one will blame you

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

for when one bottle just isn’t enough

just buy oreos, they never let you down

just buy oreos, they never let you down

a romantic poem

a romantic poem

I want to be explosively clean

I want to be explosively clean

well this is awkward

well this is awkward

the calm before the bloodbath

the calm before the bloodbath

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

i shouldn’t have laughed at this but i did

a legend not based in reality

a legend not based in reality

yes, get your own socks

yes, get your own socks