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A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one.
A vending machine whom serves slices of cake. God bless them, every one.
Not great, really.
Not great, really.
Professor Nostradamus
Professor Nostradamus
Boom putty.
Boom putty.
Do you want to live forever?
Do you want to live forever?
Then and now.
Then and now.
Disabled people’s like music too.
Disabled people’s like music too.
Teach your children well.
Teach your children well.
‘˜Twas a loveless sammich.
‘˜Twas a loveless sammich.
Instant buds.
Instant buds.
Mermaid cosplay is pretty magical.
Mermaid cosplay is pretty magical.
Dammit that one burned a little.
Dammit that one burned a little.
Save some for the rest of us!
Save some for the rest of us!
why you always trippin’?
why you always trippin’?
Hakuna matata all day
Hakuna matata all day
A%2B++truckin%26%238217%3B
A+ truckin’
Make+it+so%5Bup%5D.
Make it so[up].
The+cake+is+a+lie.
The cake is a lie.
And+that%26%238217%3Bs+just+the+problem+with+cats.
And that’s just the problem with cats.
Join the conversation
Your+soul+is+not+worth+it%2C+anyway.
Your soul is not worth it, anyway.
Bill+Gates+has+a+Periodic+Table+with+samples+of+each+element.
Bill Gates has a Periodic Table with samples of each element.
Neighver+say+neighver.
Neighver say neighver.
This+is+Horseshoe+crab+blood+and+it+saves+lives.
This is Horseshoe crab blood and it saves lives.
Anyone+can+drink%26%238230%3B
Anyone can drink…
Bring+out+the+chokey.
Bring out the chokey.
It%26%238217%3Bs+just+a+prank%2C+bro.
It’s just a prank, bro.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+believe+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+father+now%21
I can’t believe I’m a father now!