Now that’s what I call egg piz·zazz.

collectible horseshoe crab

and the best part is both ignore you

funny i can do the same thing

Thanksgiving memes both cynical and celebratory because we’re all eating our weight in turkey on thursday

quick, hide the bone!

this will destroy so many families

this kid must have learned the hard way

she’s keeping herself warm

you see, when two tectonic plates love each other very much

snail church

only double stuffed though. the regular kind is unacceptable

thicc neck

increasingly unsettling eggs

are they gonna find the bodies?

just one?