Feeling Lucky?

inside of me there are two anxieties

*sad 2010-2019 noises*
*sad 2010-2019 noises*
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
Dreams really come true, sometimes.
12:01:01
12:01:01
Gran knows the difference.
Gran knows the difference.
*chanting intensifies*
*chanting intensifies*
The bear, it gets me…
The bear, it gets me…
Be[e]cause she can.
Be[e]cause she can.
pile of trouble
pile of trouble
….could I trouble you for a slab of mutton and a horn of mead?
….could I trouble you for a slab of mutton and a horn of mead?
When millenials get jobs…
When millenials get jobs…
Pressed cat.
Pressed cat.
Cursed Tommy Siegel…
Cursed Tommy Siegel…
PSA: It’s never worth it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
Meet Jamie Hyneman.
It’s the circle of life (and sometimes death…)
It’s the circle of life (and sometimes death…)
Nailed+it.
Nailed it.
Just+pizza+pranks.
Just pizza pranks.
It+would+help%26%238230%3B%3F
It would help…?
git+blame
git blame
Join the conversation
Justice+is+served.
Justice is served.
I%26%238217%3Bve+boiled+the+emails%2C+Ma%26%238217%3Bam.
I’ve boiled the emails, Ma’am.
The+city+police+are+pulling+kids+on+bikes+with+helmets+over%21
The city police are pulling kids on bikes with helmets over!
PC+BROKE+RACE
PC BROKE RACE
Recovering+like+a+champ.
Recovering like a champ.
How+backpack+sellers+answer+questions%26%238230%3B
How backpack sellers answer questions…
Some+birds%2C+like+geese%2C+can+descend+by+%26%238216%3Bwhiffling.%26%238217%3B+This+involves+zig-zagging+and+sometimes+turning+completely+upside-down+to+quickly+plummet+towards+the+ground.
Some birds, like geese, can descend by ‘whiffling.’ This involves zig-zagging and sometimes turning completely upside-down to quickly plummet towards the ground.
Get+fished.
Get fished.