he’s not wrong though

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

dead batteries free of charge