KISS (Keep It Simple, Snail).

Heard you failed English…

Every time a girl says hi to me.

I miss the Rugrats

Imagine planning a party

Science has gone too far.

The average person.

Halloweeeeeeeeen is coming!

Being Catholic.

Doing things alone vs as people watch

Should have checked himself…poor guy

Every friend I have that works at Apple or Google…

With meats, Japan uses labels with changing colors based on the level of ammonia the food emits as it ages

Mixed up my Ambien with my Adderall.

Vote Odin

They say the universe is continually expanding…