Mouthwash problems.

I have 3 kids and no money. I wish I had no kids and 3 money

Mash it.

Dogfighting over the Saint Paul’s cathedral during the London Blitz circa 1940

lil wood

#BanChildren

I feel mislead.

Known as the wrap-around spider, this spider can flatten and wrap its body around tree limbs as camouflage.

Texted my realtor instead of my girlfriend…

Self feeding fire will keep you warm alll night loong.

Dead parrot collection at the Smithsonian

Gotta catch ’em all.

My greatest fear

Before alarm clocks were affordable, ‘knocker-ups’ were used to wake people early in the morning. UK, around 1900

Purely Professional

A Qa Engineer Walks Into A Bar…