Bon voyage, wee cosmonaut.

boba fett is actually pinocchio

am i phobos the moon of mars?

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

who wore it better?

walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later

keeping your plants alive is more important than getting stitches. everyone knows that

helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

who is greg and what is he capable of?

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock