hard hitting journalism right here

purr-fect

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

mephisto signing off off of zoom

sea urchins love hats

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

fantasy vs reality

he had too many balls in the air

live laugh lobotomy

the “cool” police

ode de febreeze

avoiding people in public is exhausting

emotional support alligator

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad