Just a few more days…

Just a few more days...

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.

Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.

Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.

Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.

Seems like a real page turner.

Seems like a real page turner.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

Apprehend her by the pussy.

I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…

I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

This beat gonna ruin my morning.

Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.

Alfred Hitchcock flashing his rÃ©sumÃ©, circa 1974.

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

I wonder how much their textbooks are.

Just twin things.

Just twin things.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.

The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.