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Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…

Such is the lifecycle of the candidate...
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Please support The Cornelius Foundation
Spooky kites at a distance!
Spooky kites at a distance!
They’re illusions, Michael…
They’re illusions, Michael…
Roommates are the würst.
Roommates are the würst.
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Mask based humans are the next evolutionary step.
Fill’r up!
Fill’r up!
Government issue hors…
Government issue hors…
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Cheeky AF Victorian madam, circa 1844.
Oh, I do stand corrected 🌈.
Oh, I do stand corrected 🌈.
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
Hitting Intergalactic charts (eventually), circa 1985.
It would be California man…
It would be California man…
Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish…?
Has somebody checked on Rainbow Fish…?
Gracias homie.
Gracias homie.
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Hey, You’re Finally Awake…
Bearly qualified.
Bearly qualified.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.