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If Frodo kept the ring…

If Frodo kept the ring...
nice
nice
it constricts you before it eats you
it constricts you before it eats you
bless the rains down in paprika
bless the rains down in paprika
just several million years too late
just several million years too late
the bluest of eyes
the bluest of eyes
can finally write a novel
can finally write a novel
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
you won’t like me when i’m more angry
this is amazing
this is amazing
challenge accepted
challenge accepted
Bottoms up for the memes about the anal bead cheating scandal!
Bottoms up for the memes about the anal bead cheating scandal!
a likely story
a likely story
top gun: tyrannosaurus
top gun: tyrannosaurus
astrology for coworkers
astrology for coworkers
your uber has arrived
your uber has arrived
i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie
i don’t know about you, but i’m pretty excited for the new hallraiser movie
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
We+don%26%238217%3Bt+need+your+stinking+facts.
We don’t need your stinking facts.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
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Dogs+are+the+joke.
Dogs are the joke.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
I+could+ride+the+goose+in+to+battle.
I could ride the goose in to battle.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.