Maybe we could share a chocolate cake…

how to get kicked out of every local gym

baby gandalf

this bar just earned my patronage with this sign

they told him he could be anything, so he decided to be everything

your lab instructor is a furry

punk rock goat – make sure you avoid her in the mosh pit!

an oddly believable scenario

give me your best conversation stoppers

she was talking to the dog

just like bagel bites prophesized

imagine waking up in the middle of the night and seeing this in the corner of your bedroom

she only has herself to blame

become ungovernable

refuse to lose

trying on pants at old navy