Abandon ship?

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Good riddance, John.

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

We don’t need a vaccine for this one…

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

Use the black arts wisely.

Cats keep it pretty simple…

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

Friendly reminder to move on.

Recycling 2020…

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

Cheap entertainment!

Ye Olde Barber Shoppe’s are an essential service, prove me wrong.