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Her Tinder profile said she had ‘fun mom energy’

Her Tinder profile said she had 'fun mom energy'
Get in the corner, Norma.
Get in the corner, Norma.
I played my drum for him Pa rum pum pum pum…
I played my drum for him Pa rum pum pum pum…
Never grow up..
Never grow up..
Britain vs American building codes…
Britain vs American building codes…
I’ll just have the sopa…
I’ll just have the sopa…
I do not speak for the class…
I do not speak for the class…
*giggles in binary*
*giggles in binary*
Have you tried LegalZoom?
Have you tried LegalZoom?
Yeet is never the answer…
Yeet is never the answer…
Aaaand I’m late.
Aaaand I’m late.
Mcdonald’s in Roswell, NM. They can’t feed us all!
Mcdonald’s in Roswell, NM. They can’t feed us all!
Specialized tires used in the extreme heat of steel mills.
Specialized tires used in the extreme heat of steel mills.
A border runs through it.
A border runs through it.
Jesús, ples.
Jesús, ples.
God tier logic…
God tier logic…
Mhm%26%238230%3B
Mhm…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Your+secret%26%238217%3Bs+safe+with+us%26%238230%3B
Your secret’s safe with us…
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Join the conversation
But+why%3F%21
But why?!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
Sometimes+we+just+need+a+lift.
Sometimes we just need a lift.
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Infinity+cat.
Infinity cat.
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’