Animaniacs gets me.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

Do as I say, and what not.

There’s always next year…

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Takebacks enabled.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

Turns out mushrooms don’t give a damn about your asphalt.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Cone them all.

I am having a legitimately bad time…

There are holes all over this plot…

FOOL proof alarm clock