Women get no got damn respect.

It has a different ring to it…

Brenda has a danger bosom.

Thanksgiving should be fun…

First of all, how dare thee?

Florida Woman is my spirit animal.

Just knife salesmen things…

The stygian owl (Asio stygius) eats the souls of small to medium sized rodents for meals.

A family finds their missing dog while going to adopt a cat.

In Italy, the salami grows on hoses…

Yeah, that’s a Gisney robot…

Would you like to feed him?

Nobody helps around this got dam house! – Momma kijje, probably.

Everybody loves an origin story.

Drama drama drama…

Off to Isengard we go, just follow the yellow brick roadâ„¢