The darkness.

This Kid Wins Halloween Every Year

Breaking news!

Surprises for the drunk one

How do I sign up for this?

Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory

How to break a heart

Jokes on me…

I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity

There was a firefight!

Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.

This bear naps.

Get woke (mew)

Surprise boy to lift your spirits.

Why you all mad, tho?

Permission to cry.