Grateful for this food.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

A few days into Oregon self-service…

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

When you are too good at being dad

A fisherman’s life for me.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Resist contemptible people.

The Oregon Apocalypse

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Until next time.

Disney flirting.

Why didn’t Jesus think of that?

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.