I could swim laps here.

I could swim laps here.

dunkin’ donuts never saw this interpretation of their logo coming

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

the cat he “didn’t” want. Anyone play Stray yet?

you will pay for your betrayal

you will pay for your betrayal

how not to tell someone their std test results

how not to tell someone their std test results

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

write the next line of this story

write the next line of this story

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

just one?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point