Clifford the Big Red Douchebag

with one final snip, the dulled pair is discarded, its service remembered, and the new pair is borne

you never could have guessed this story

yoga pants too? guess I’m goin’

the worst part is it makes you feel old. Second worst part is this is solvable with a google search

u wouldnt download a car

screening competition

now i live in the dark ages :(

all these hosen

the odds of you being here are slim. The odds of you succeeding your rarest opportunity are more likely!

fava beans

if you know, you know

and birds would use all caps

this is how i allow myself to eat so many cookies

let people enjoy things

soon, my pretty, soon