Do you even shower, bro?

Do you even shower, bro?

ducks and boobys for everyone

ducks and boobys for everyone

i think she can feed herself

i think she can feed herself

that’s one theory

that’s one theory

where there’s a will, there’s a way

where there’s a will, there’s a way

cat my life into pieces

cat my life into pieces

legendary quote

legendary quote

choose to fight, not negotiate

choose to fight, not negotiate

restaurant hack

restaurant hack

and tropical names

and tropical names

funny how death happens

funny how death happens

be it thou?

one of the best twitter accounts

one of the best twitter accounts

cat pants

way better than a gatorade shower

way better than a gatorade shower

fingers crossed!

fingers crossed!