interspecies interrelations

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf

When you gotta go, you gotta go

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

a picture that perfectly represents what being told “i love you as friend” feels like

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

This is a brilliant grandpa move

i wonder what was in the follow up telegram

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

i hope god’s dog is close to catching us