invenntive

did he do it?

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

And you give that subtle approving head nod

that’s a loaded question

classic carrie bradshaw

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

send dudes, not nudes

what every kid wants for christmas

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

wasted gems