There is no safe space.

what kind of sub is your girl?

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

fantasy vs reality

emotional support alligator

sea urchins love hats

mephisto signing off off of zoom

toaster strudel frog

he had too many balls in the air

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

ode de febreeze

purr-fect

the “cool” police

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

live laugh lobotomy