Feeling Lucky?

Oldest but the goldest.

Oldest but the goldest.
gotta take it easy on the lies
gotta take it easy on the lies
What a weird job to lie about having
What a weird job to lie about having
Excellent child logic
Excellent child logic
How did he even get hired?
How did he even get hired?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?
when TV listing go rogue
when TV listing go rogue
… with a louisville slugger
… with a louisville slugger
Take a leap of faith
Take a leap of faith
this is why i love bread so much
this is why i love bread so much
No one can stop us!
No one can stop us!
introvert level: expert
introvert level: expert
always listen to the magic 8 ball
always listen to the magic 8 ball
and now I’m wide awake. great…
and now I’m wide awake. great…
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
Let’s avocuddle, sometime
soory not soory
soory not soory
SHE+HAS+A+BRIGHT+FUTURE+IN+POLITICS
SHE HAS A BRIGHT FUTURE IN POLITICS
life%26%238230%3B+finds+a+way
life… finds a way
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
worth+the+effort
worth the effort
Join the conversation
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
WATCH+OUT+FOR+DOLPHINS
WATCH OUT FOR DOLPHINS
CLOSE+ENOUGH%3F
CLOSE ENOUGH?
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
Do+you+think+this+is+funny%2C+AAPL%3F
Do you think this is funny, AAPL?
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
Logic+is+an+asset+of+mine.
Logic is an asset of mine.
left+swipe
left swipe