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it has been decided. father figure is the new dad bod

500 yards.
500 yards.
Come on Facebook…
Come on Facebook…
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Easily the worst decision I’ve made in a long time.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
Living in the same city as a celebrity.
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
I got into an accident with a smart car today…
And then there was two…
And then there was two…
Winter is a pain in the butt
Winter is a pain in the butt
How I feel about No Shave November.
How I feel about No Shave November.
Why are we not funding this?!
Why are we not funding this?!
My sister sure showed him…
My sister sure showed him…
I am a turkey vulture.
I am a turkey vulture.
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
You forgot to inform me you were in the bathroom…
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
How are you going to spend your first paycheck?
A moth got trapped in my house!
A moth got trapped in my house!
Drama queen.
Drama queen.
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
My+dog+caught+me+in+the+act+again%26%238230%3B
My dog caught me in the act again…
Join the conversation
Kitty+delivery%21
Kitty delivery!
Girlfriend+vs.+Cat
Girlfriend vs. Cat
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Words
Words
50+Shades+of+Hay
50 Shades of Hay
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.