it has to get exhausting to type…even once

the pulitzer prize in journalism goes to

i learned a new term today

what was that? sorry, my brain went on an adventure

a sacrifice to the lego gods

bought by purina, no doubt

nothing. carry on

sometimes tough love is necessary, just not with a pipe

legalize it

tony hawk architecture is the best architecture

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

an excellent reason to turn down an employment opportunity. respect goes both ways

jenny’s number. i got it!

just keep swimming

i’m a personality man, i’m not shallow

On display at gripsholm castle, this is the former pet lion of king frederick i, who had it very poorly taxidermized after its death