it just wants to quack you up

Grandmother, stop.

Grandmother, stop.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

Public libraries don’t get enough love.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.

Humans are clever.

Humans are clever.

All the beautiful people.

All the beautiful people.

Not the most economical death…

Not the most economical death…

Give to me the large dumple.

Give to me the large dumple.

You can call me Mr. T.

You can call me Mr. T.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

Remember to recharge the ones you love.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.