it knows not the difference

GIVE HIM EVERY ATTENTION YOU HAVE

Clap for yourself, even if nobody else will.

Stop hoarding the bucket…

The very first albino panda found wandering in a Chinese forest.

The toilet paper on all regular employee floors versus the one floor of executive offices.

I accept this challenge and look forward to my eventual demise.

I think we should see other people… – Cat, probably.

It eats the seeds…

Not the most economical death…

BMW pulled a sneaky one on all* of us.

RIP In Peace Mr. Frogger

You can call me Mr. T.

A Spider’s interpretation of the Eiffel Tower.

You’ve just been served [relevant ads to your interests…]

Smells like vengeance and petunia’s.