it really works up a sweat

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

at least she tried to comfort her brother. not all siblings would be that nice

what i wish the button in the car would do

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

so this is why British people hide their t’s

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

and now i’m scared to go into the ocean, too. thanks kid

what competitive salary really means

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

sometimes i like to play my friends the weird stuff just to see their reaction