Feeling Lucky?

it was important i swear

don’t call me shirley
don’t call me shirley
the best bed
the best bed
get out of the way!
get out of the way!
the jokes they sneak into kids’ games
the jokes they sneak into kids’ games
fat wins
fat wins
love knows no doors
love knows no doors
please god, no
please god, no
corpse paint goes hard in the pit
corpse paint goes hard in the pit
this looks staged
this looks staged
drunk me is a wise man
drunk me is a wise man
good luck
good luck
an attempt was made
an attempt was made
insane carb posse
insane carb posse
the next nirvana
the next nirvana
too bad we know what happens at the end
too bad we know what happens at the end
Shotgun+infinity.
Shotgun infinity.
Public+service+announcement%3A
Public service announcement:
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
It+happens+to+the+best+of+us%26%238230%3B
It happens to the best of us…
Join the conversation
Obviously.
Obviously.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…