it’ll be fun, they said

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

when you get so drunk you turn into joe rogan you KNOW it’s time to go home

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

life is like a box of jalapeno chocolates

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

what other movies would be impossible to explain to kids today?

gonna need to step outside for a second

gonna need to step outside for a second

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

walmart would never have such an organized checkout line

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

when it comes to opening the produce bag we’re all equals

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

gonna move into a cave and start a new life

popsicles

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

your secret is unfortunately safe with me

i can never show my face in public again

i can never show my face in public again

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

what would be your first question to our new alien overlords?

so warm and cozy

so warm and cozy

dinner and show

dinner and show