it’s a lifestyle choice

beavers hate running water

beavers hate running water

reading is magic

reading is magic

I never thought of it that way

I never thought of it that way

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

no matter where you go, you can’t escape your student loans

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

gather round, get comfy, i have a story to tell

100 percent would still pet

100 percent would still pet

was he wrong, though?

was he wrong, though?

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

i didn’t want my back to function normally, anyway

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

if you were curious

if you were curious

just get to the recipe already!

just get to the recipe already!

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you