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My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
They had to say something, right?
They had to say something, right?
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
They will all be named after Lion King characters. all. of. them.
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
Good-bye forever, keys
Good-bye forever, keys
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
always have a deck on me for this exact reason
Karen wins again
Karen wins again
*anxiety sets in*
*anxiety sets in*
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
You’re right, I’m not
You’re right, I’m not
So realistic
So realistic
The only good use of the butterfly effect
The only good use of the butterfly effect
they were warned
they were warned
True caring
True caring
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Join the conversation
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Birds+are+not+pets.+Prove+me+wrong.
Birds are not pets. Prove me wrong.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Watermelons+for+the+bees%21
Watermelons for the bees!
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
Hold+the+bees%2C+bruv.
Hold the bees, bruv.
We+have+no+choice+but+to+add+PMI%26%238230%3B
We have no choice but to add PMI…
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.