it’s all about balance

tweet about eating chips and salsa because you had a salad for lunch

Nevermore, motherclucker

Nevermore, motherclucker

Find something worth smiling about.

Find something worth smiling about.

…look at all them real boys.

…look at all them real boys.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

I’ll be back… with medical assistance.

*mic drop*

Amazon’s finest

Amazon’s finest

Good luck out there…

Good luck out there…

Draw the curtains, dear.

Draw the curtains, dear.

Just checking…

Just checking…

And I took that personally.

And I took that personally.

Have we fixed this yet?

Have we fixed this yet?

Thanks madre…

Thanks madre…

He thought his cat loved him…

He thought his cat loved him…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

Now that’s what I call a sync…

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted

It puts the lotion on the sunburn, Ted