it’s all about perspective

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

And together they will conquer the dog park

And together they will conquer the dog park

Is this true?

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

justice served

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

As if 1-13 weren’t impossible enough, wait until you see 14!

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

mind blown

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?