it’s also bad for your pan, so, don’t?

ride the lightning with the Metallica memes because nothing else matters with a new album on the way!

as long as humans can still make memes, this will be the result

from social warning fantasy to reality

goosebumps, but for adults

this dolphin has had enough of your bs

how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?

alpha males don’t watch instructional videos

the dream life

stop to smell the roses?

be your own worst enemy

there is no middle ground

i’ll give it the ‘ole college try

my waistline isn’t worth my happiness

what’s your favorite six word story?

my plants are my children