it’s been a few years, i’m probably rusty

or just put the phone down and go to sleep

on his way to win her back

The reaction to cracker barrel adding vegan options to the menu has not gone well…

it’s been a really chalupoh no of a week

there’s always someone waiting to tell you you’re wrong

shrek solo

all sniff no snitch

the patriarchy failed so…

reheated mcdonald’s does not sound appetizing

a sacrifice to the lego gods

Think you can do better than me? prove it! The submit button is back!

jenny’s number. i got it!

are you not entertained?

parents can be so mean. lol

legalize it