Feeling Lucky?

it’s kind of my job

Land of opportunity.
Land of opportunity.
I desire my corpse to be eternal and radioactive.
I desire my corpse to be eternal and radioactive.
No ragrets
No ragrets
This hermit crab that lives in a Sprite bottle cap
This hermit crab that lives in a Sprite bottle cap
My husband plays that game all the time!
My husband plays that game all the time!
Dwight and Angela out on the town.
Dwight and Angela out on the town.
Giraffe barf
Giraffe barf
*swipe*
*swipe*
How else will people know?
How else will people know?
So hot right now.
So hot right now.
😡
😡
I’m an importer exporter.
I’m an importer exporter.
Free coffee in exchange for some rubbish
Free coffee in exchange for some rubbish
Tehehe, Oh Boy!
Tehehe, Oh Boy!
WHOOPSIE
WHOOPSIE
That+movie+about+the+gay+guys+on+the+mountain%26%238230%3B
That movie about the gay guys on the mountain…
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+even.
I can’t even.
Oh%2C+the+Special+Olympics%3F
Oh, the Special Olympics?
This+was+in+my+writing+coaches+office.
This was in my writing coaches office.
Join the conversation
Be+reckless+with+toasters.
Be reckless with toasters.
Why+do+we+call+our+moon+the+moon%3F
Why do we call our moon the moon?
Square+bottle+prototypes
Square bottle prototypes
3D+printer+manufacturers+nightmare
3D printer manufacturers nightmare
I+need+to+go+potty
I need to go potty
Come+on+Ariel%26%238230%3B
Come on Ariel…
The+story+of+Brandenn+Bremmer
The story of Brandenn Bremmer
Things+I+say+while+driving
Things I say while driving