it’s like trying on clothes to find just the right pair of jeans

Forever alone.

Reverse successful black guy meme.

Reverse successful black guy meme.

Thank you, Sims.

Thank you, Sims.

Curse you brain!

Curse you brain!

Please enjoy responsibly.

Please enjoy responsibly.

Ladies…

Deal breaker.

Just Japan.

We’re going to Petco.

We’re going to Petco.

Oh sorry! I’m really busy…

Oh sorry! I’m really busy…

Totally worth it.

Totally worth it.

How to prank your friends.

How to prank your friends.

I am the .01%.

The dead version of you is so much better.

The dead version of you is so much better.

I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!

I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!!