it’s time to zoom

wasted gems

And you give that subtle approving head nod

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

spitting venom

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

time to cry!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

send dudes, not nudes

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

what every kid wants for christmas

the math adds up

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right