Feeling Lucky?

i’ve heard so many food service horror stories

parrotdise
parrotdise
bagging for release
bagging for release
elder scrolling
elder scrolling
posturing
posturing
inter-views
inter-views
blurred lines
blurred lines
concentrated fruit
concentrated fruit
test(la)ing the waters
test(la)ing the waters
night cap
night cap
dwarfing in comparison
dwarfing in comparison
planted planet
planted planet
pave robber
pave robber
toilet trouble
toilet trouble
hohohorror story
hohohorror story
battery battery
battery battery
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Join the conversation
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
A+friendly+reminder+that+this+happened.
A friendly reminder that this happened.
Entitled+Karen+confronts+man+resting+in+his+car+in+the+parking+lot%26%238230%3B
Entitled Karen confronts man resting in his car in the parking lot…
and+watermelon+for+these%26%238230%3B
and watermelon for these…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.